నా రాతలు

జనవరి 18, 2007

Newtons Laws(revised)

Filed under: నా రాతలు,love — by Raju Sykam (చి.|| రాజు సైకం ) @ 7:49 సా.

Newtons Universal law:

“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money ”

first law:

” a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy. ”

second law:

” the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance. ”

third law:

” the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping.”

Source: one mail from an orkuttian

2 వ్యాఖ్యలు »

  1. nice no comments

    వ్యాఖ్య ద్వారా mani — మార్చి 23, 2007 @ 11:19 సా. |స్పందించు

  2. Nice one

    వ్యాఖ్య ద్వారా satya vachaspathi — సెప్టెంబర్ 29, 2008 @ 4:50 సా. |స్పందించు


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